the-perks-of-being-a-lokiflower:
guYS I UNWRAPPED A CHOCOLATE BUNNY AND I CNAT BREATHE
“MOISTURIZE ME”
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(Source: annperkins, via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)
why be in one fandom when you can be in ten
i’d like to be in ten if you know what i mean
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MEAN
“Why should Thor get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Thor? Loki is just as cute as Thor. OK, Loki is just as smart as Thor. People totally like Loki just as much as they like Thor. And when did it become OK for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what Asgard is about! We should totally just stab Thor!” - LokiGIRLSAVENGERS
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a gymnast walks into a bar
he gets a two-point deduction and ruins his chances for a medal
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i was just thinking about how hard it must be for rupert graves to text
he must hit three buttons at a time with those
(Source: loryisunabletosupinate)
Meanwhile on Classic Who
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i walked into my kitchen and saw a hurricane making a cup of tea
a storm was brewing
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on a scale of 1 to america how free are you to go on a date with me
north korea
ouch
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